Your Beast is grateful for the recovery group movement.

If you don't go to meetings and get a sponsor
and do moral inventories and share
and make amends and turn your entire life over
to the endless process of recovery and keep coming back,

you will drink!

"WHOOPIE!" says the Beast.


If you are powerless, then it can be your higher power
one-day-at-a-time for the rest of your life.

It likes the disease idea, in which having a drink is called
"having a relapse."

It likes to have a place to mingle with other Beasts.
It feels safe where right and wrong
are replaced by addictive disease, and where
commitment to permanent abstinence
is a symptom of that same disease.

It notices that few who attend meetings
stay sober for very long,
and gladly accepts that relapse
is a normal part of recovery.

Aside

It wants you to think your addiction is a mystery,
a disease, a symptom of maladjustment,
a spiritual deficiency, or anything but what it is:

The ultimate self-indulgence.

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